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My Gym Confession
I’ve develop a little crush on this one girl at the gym…and believe it or not I am extremely shy when it comes to meeting girls…and when I do lots of liquor is involved. So I’m doing my crunches in the back corner… this girl lays a mat right next to me, like less then a foot. I turn and smile said hi. then I turn back getting ready to continue my set.
Mind: ARRRHHHHHH! IT HER OUR CRUSH! OMG OMG OMG
ME: SHUT THE FUCK UP.. BE COOL, BE COOL, BE COOL
BODY: YO! I know it a bad time, but we gotta fart
Me and Mind: ARRRRRHHHH!! DON’T YOU FUCKING DARE!!!!
I literately start to hyperventilating and got up and walk away..
FML
